The No-Penis Club

Where: Cebu, Philippines
When: November 1993
Cutter: Avelina Rule
Cuttee: Avelino Rule
Weapon: Machete
Reason: Drunk, he demanded sex at noon
Where did penis go? Thrown out window
Were charges brought? No
Was penis reattached? No; neighbors couldn't find it

Where: Perth, Australia
When: October 1992
Cutter: Afef Jabbada
Cuttee: Same
Weapon: Kitchen knife
Reason: Enraged at a woman
Where did penis go? Placed in freezer with his ears, which he'd also cut off
Was penis reattached? No

Where: Nakhodka, Russia
When: October 1992
Cutter: "Tamara"Cuttee: "Vasily"
Weapon: Knife
Reason: He told her she was too old
Where did penis go? Unknown
Were charges brought? Yes, "organ sabotage"
Was penis reattached? No

Where: Dacca, Bangladesh
When: September 1992
Cutter: Sharmin Begum (aided by her sisters)
Cuttee: Abdul Motaleb
Weapon: Razor blade
Reason: He'd divorced her
Where did penis go? Police said Abdul forced to hold severed organ aloft as Sharmin and her sisters laughed
Were charges brought? Unknown
Was penis reattached? Unknown

Where: Emporia, Kansas
When: October 1989
Cutter: Samuel Scheets
Cuttee: Mark Bittle (after being shot)
Weapon: Knife
Reason: Bittle had married Scheets's ex-wife
Where did penis go? Dropped in vacant lot near Kmart
Were charges brought? Yes; Scheets found guilty of assault in 1990
Was penis reattached? No

Where: Hamilton, Alabama
When: September 1988
Cutter: Larry Tasso
Cuttee: Carl Taylor (after being clubbed)
Weapon: Straight razor
Reason: Taylor accused of adultery with Tasso's fishing buddy's wife
Where did penis go? Unknown
Were charges brought? Yes; Tasso found guilty of assault in 1989
Was penis reattached? No

Where: Hong Kong
When: May 1987
Cutter: Wife of Lin Yuk-sang
Cuttee: Lin Yuk-sang
Weapon: Scissors
Reason: She'd discovered he had a mistress
Where did penis go? Flushed down toilet
Were charges brought? No
Was penis reattached? No